Dean Ween and Les Claypool Go Fishing

Here's a story with a real hook-- Dean Ween and Les Claypool have been netted by Trey Parker's and Matt Stone's production company to make a fishing television show. You think these venerable alt veterans are jumping the shark? I guarentee all your clues are simply red herrings. Ween may have capsized, but it ends up that Mickey Melchiondo is a ceritifed Coast Guard captain, leading fishing tours out of his native New Hope, PA as well as Belmar, NJ. Les Claypool left a novel about a fishing trip in his wake. No word on what the show will be called or where it will dock, but let's hope it doesn't flounder. Bass.